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Somewhere in the desert, Saudi Arabia Greetings yet again from the great expansive desert plains of central Saudi Arabia! The other weekend I was fortunate enough to have been invited by several of my students to take a little trip out northwest of Riyadh to enjoy "a traditional Saudi weekend in the desert with camels," so of course I promptly accepted the offer, packed my bags, and was on my way to my next little adventure! The great enticement of the excursion was the opportunity to stay with the brother and cousin of one of my students who just so happen to be migratory Bedouin camel herders who criss-cross the desert on daily journeys of up to 90km (60 miles) searching for suitable grazing land for their animals. Not wanting to spill all the details of the story before I even begin telling it, I will simply say that the trip was one of the coolest experiences ever, and I am sure I will remember it for a very long time to come! Rewind to Wednesday afternoon - the beginning of the Muslim weekend: I had finished my day at work around 2:30 p.m. and made my way back to the compound with my other coworkers and skipped lunch in order to run back to my apartment and pack my backpack, secure a sleeping bag from the compound billeting department, and make sure I had everything else I needed in order to meet my students out in front of the main security gate by 3:30. My coworker Everett had also been invited by the students to come out to the desert, so he and I were both running around like crazy getting all our things in order within our one-hour time window, which we just barely accomplished. At exactly half past three, I got a phone call from Bassem who was waiting at the front gate with Majed, who would be driving, so I raced out of the apartment with my backpack and sleeping bag slung over my shoulder, swung by to pick up Everett, and then met the guys out front.
So anyways, we all jumped into Majed's truck and were off. On our way out of Riyadh, we dropped by one of Majed's friend's house, Khalid, to pick him up for the journey, against the apparent wishes of his wife who had wanted him to stay home for the weekend, but since he wanted to spend the weekend with the guys instead, he hopped in the car and we sped away. (It seems marriages are the same the world over, eh?) Right after picking up Khalid, we drove over to another apartment where we met up with 8 other students, organized who'd be riding with whom, then hit the highway and were heading north into the desert before we knew it. The 250km/150mi.drive itself was rather comfy since all I had to do was sit in the back of this monster Lexus and be pampered by leather seats and a magnificent surround sound audio system. 'Twas certainly nothing to shake a stick at! :-) We finally departed Riyadh around 5 p.m. and passed the outer-Riyadh police security check point around 5:30, where the police have the right to stop anyone for any reason and demand that you show your identification, and for foreigners like me and Everett, that we show our in-country company-approved travel papers for leaving the city, but we weren't stopped by the police at this particular checkpoint and continued driving northward, unimpeded. By 6:30 p.m. the sun had set and the stars began burning brilliantly in the clear, dark, desert sky. Right away I noticed constellation Orion shining above, accompanied by the planets Venus, Jupiter and Saturn, all of which can now be seen from anywhere on Earth just after sunset. As our caravan sped down the highway, I looked out the left rear-passenger window of the truck in awe at the sheer number of stars gleaming above and noticed a faint little satellite traversing Orion's belt in a circumpolar orbit, which, not so coincidentally, happens to pass through this same point every day around 6:30 p.m. Saudi Arabian time (usually right when I'm outside jogging). So I turned to Bassem, who was sitting next to me (one of my favorite students I must admit!) and said, "Hey, Bassem, have you ever seen a satellite before?" Bassem replied, "No! Can you see one now?" "Yes you can, just look out the window here. . . oh wait, you can't see it, it just passed up-behind the truck. Hmmm. . ." and just then Majed, who was driving, opened up the sunroof and said, "Hey shabaab (Arabic for "guys!"), stand up and look outside and see if you can find it!" So Bassem and I flipped ourselves around backward and stood up through the sunroof (moonroof?!?) and waved to the two cars of our convoy flowing closely behind us as the wind whipped around the both of us and we looked skyward. "Bassem, look straight up. Do you see that big, bright collection of stars? That's constellation Orion. . . and if you look right in the middle of it, you will find three stars in a row - that's Orion's belt. Now, between the two left stars, do you see a dim star-like object? It's moving from right to left, that's an American satellite! It passes through the same spot in the sky flying north every night!" Bassem suddenly spotted it and exclaimed, "Wow! I've never seen a satellite before! How exciting!" I thought it was fun to be able to show him a little bit of my culture flying around the Earth as we sped through the desert of his country. And since the Arabs used to be the world's premier astronomers 1,000 years ago, just at the time when my recently Christianized European ancestors were in a state of near-total scientific collapse, I thought it was appropriate for me to share with him the wonders of the sky, especially since his culture is currently suffering from a self-imposed, religiously inspired scientific Dark Age of its own. I do what I can for science. . . After driving northwest for nearly two and a half hours, our caravan of cars finally reached the general area where we'd be staying, so Majed got on the CB radio and contacted the uncle and cousin of my student Fahad to see exactly where they were camped out and where we should meet them. We hooked a left off the main highway, drove down a dirt road for a ways, then hooked a right off the dirt road and headed straight out directly into the desert over hills and dunes covered with shrubs and rocks. "Roads? Who needs roads!" Apparently migrating camels and the caravans that chase them don't! Then, before we knew it, we spotted a flickering little camp fire off in the distance and suddenly found ourselves at our little desert get-away.
As everyone stepped out of the cars, we grabbed our backpacks and sleeping bags, and made our way over to the tent where our hosts Ziyid and Abdullah were waiting. As we walked up to the entry of the tent, my students extended a warm welcome to the two older men standing before us (since in Saudi Arabia, the visitors must extend the welcome to their host as a sign of recognizing their intrusion) and did so by wishing that peace be upon them as well as kissing the men several times on both cheeks, going from one side then to the other and back. Ziyid invited us into the tent area where we dropped off our belongings and then sat down for the traditional Saudi offering of Arabian coffee and tea. |

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As per Saudi custom, we all sat down on several large canvases sprawled out over the dirt and formed ourselves into a large circle around the fire, with the guests Everett and me sitting at the head of the circle, or, farthest inside the tent/away from the outside. Also, according to Saudi custom, the youngest post-pubescent boy/guy/man of the group fulfills the role of host/server/laborer and made sure that the coffee and tea kept flowing to all and so our cups were constantly full! Arabic tea itself is extremely strong and is served in tiny little handleless espresso-like porcelain cups, which are only barely filled. You sip the tea and as soon as you are finished drinking your cup is filled again, unless you quickly rattle the cup from side to side and say, "bess!" which signifies that you have had your fill. After coffee has been served several times, then a bright yellow ginger tea is served in tiny little cut-edged transparent glasses that resemble mini-beer mugs. And again, the tea keeps flowing until you rattle your glass from side to side and say, "bess!" As you can see in the above picture, everyone is just sitting around chitchatting and enjoying being out in the desert and relaxing. From left to right are Abdulwahid, Majed, Abdullah, Ziyid, several extended family members, then Bassem and Farhan to the right. (The black line down the center is an artifact of meshing two differently lit images together.) Also, as you can see, most everyone in attendance is wearing their traditional Saudi clothing, which I personally think is rather cool!
As we sat around the fire, everyone chitchatted back and forth in Arabic and English. Fortunately, since my students all study at an English school, this was no major feat. So Everett and I talked about our lives back in America, our students talked about their travels abroad, and our hosts talked about their experiences living in the desert. As I came to find out in the conversation - although I was unable to see it when I arrived - the entire tent area was actually surrounded by about 200 camels which were all sleeping at the moment but would be ready for their daily journey through the desert first thing in the morning. Yep, 200 camels. Hmmm. . . As we continued to sip tea and coffee, one of the little boys, Faisil, got a little shy when Ziyid suggested he go over to Everett and me and try to speak a little English. Instead, he ran into his father's arms and curled up into a little ball and smiled softly looking back at the both of us. Then Ziyid said, in Arabic, "Don't be afraid, Faisil, those men come from the country that makes all the cartoons you like to watch so much. Go say 'hello'." So Faisil stood up, walked over to us, squeaked out "Hallo!" then ran back into his father's arms giggling. :-) I thought it was cute! I also thought it was interesting that Ziyid mentioned to Faisil that Everett and I are from the land of cartoons. I guess I had never thought of myself in such terms before, but alas, 'tis true, no?
Left: after continuing the conversation for a while, I asked Fahad if it might be OK for me to snap a couple pictures. As I have learned in Saudi Arabia, the one thing you don't do is just whip out your camera without asking permission first. And as has always been the case with my students, they were more than happy to consent to me photographing to my little heart's desire. As a matter of fact, I think I have garnered myself the reputation of being Mr. PhotoMan since I always seem to have my camera with me wherever I go. I realize that this is perhaps a bit strange (if not totally forbidden) in light of Saudi culture, but I figure that the least I can do is try, right? This time it paid off quite well since not only did Fahad tell me that it was OK to photograph the tent, but that it was also OK for me to photograph anyone *in* the tent! "What an opportunity!" I thought as Everett and I both whipped out or cameras. When I went to motion for everyone to get into the picture, they suggested that I jump in as well, and when I kneeled down behind the fire, everyone ran up behind me and covered me in a heavy, warm coat/cloak, wrapped my head with the traditional red and white shamal (head wrap) and crowned it all with black double-ringed Arab head band. They gave me the coffee pot to hold, then said, "Perfect! Now we're ready!" They all thought it was rather entertaining to see a Westerner dressed up in Saudi clothing and got some good chuckles out of it, as did I! Personally, I was just happy that they covered me up at all because the nighttime temperatures there were starting to plummet from a daytime high of around 25C/78F down to the 2C/36F. Since I was lame enough to forget my winter jacket back in Riyadh, I quite appreciated the nice, warm cloak!
In the above picture, you can see three of my students and one of their friends (Khalid, whom we picked up on our way out of town). From left to right: Farhan, Khalid, Ali, and Waleed. As you can see, all but Khalid are wearing traditional clothing. On the left you can see Farhan, who is wearing a very nice winter thobe (robe) in dark green with slight textured stripes. This color of thobe is worn only during the winter months, is quite expensive, and is masterfully tailored. Khalid is wearing his Western khaki pullover and black jeans, and Ali and Waleed are wearing their traditional robes, with Ali in a dark colored thobe and Waleed wearing the all-season white. Both are wearing their red and white shamal headwraps and Arabian Gulf double-ringed head bands, and both are being warmed by large, oversized winter cloaks. Sidenote: these red and white (or just plain white) shamal/ghutra headwraps are dual purpose - they are quite heavy and serve as warm scarves during winter and skin/scalp/face/neck protection from the searing sun during summer. Therefore whenever you see pictures of Arabians covering their faces with these headwraps you should consider that they're doing it as protection from the elements, and not to be secretive and intimidating, as we are generally led to think/perceive from Western TV. Actually, I've been doing a bit of thinking about the whole American/Western conception that covering one's face is a bad thing and that perhaps this is one small reason that makes many Westerners a twitch uncomfortable in the presence of Arabs. (Stemming from, quite possibly, the various conceptions we have of what a "bad" person looks like? I.e. the ski-mask wearing burglar, the stalking-wearing bank robber, the dark imagery surrounding masks in general (Halloween), and/or images such as the KKK, etc.) In any case, it's something that I've recognized in my own mindset and I'm trying to purge myself of it since apparently the Saudis don't share the same conceptions/perceptions of darkness/wickedness-via-covering-oneself, and I don't want to project my own preconceptions regarding this issue upon them, since that would only lead me to a misinterpretation of what I'm seeing in this culture. (Did any of that make any sense???) Yadda yadda yadda. :-) Back to the food! |
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Actually it was half a small lamb, minus the legs and head. (The head was placed on the platter later.) The other half of the lamb was on another platter on the other side of the tent for the other half of the group to eat. As a matter of Saudi custom, the hosts of the event sit on the sidelines while the guests eat first and get their fill. Then, once the guests of honor decide they have had enough to eat, they stand up and walk away and then everyone else is obligated to cease eating and leave the dining area as well. In the case with Everett and me being the guests of honor, I told Majed that since I was a foreigner and didn't know how to judge just how much food would be considered "enough" and that he could make the decision for me, namely, because I'd be happy just eating all night long. Interestingly, the Saudis don't have this American sense that you need to finish everything on your plate before you leave the table, which in this case is a good thing because if they did the hosts of the event would never have anything left to eat, especially if I were their guest of honor every night! Also, as you can see in the above picture, everyone is kneeling on the floor around the food. As I may have mentioned before, in a traditional setting, the Saudis eat on the floor which saves them the expensive of needing expensive, bulky tables... not exactly the sort of thing you'd wanna be hoofing around on your back as you follow your camels around the desert. So after washing their hands, everyone goes up to the platter of food, kneels down with their left leg beneath them and their right leg/knee propped up before them, on top of which they can rest their right arm. Then, the official word is given and everyone just digs on in!!! Hands fly from every direction and jet straight into the body of the lamb, ripping and tearing the cooked creature apart! It's quite a sight to be seen! On this particular occasion I felt fortunate enough to have been invited out by the same students during the religious Islamic month of Ramadan (November/December) so I already had a little bit of experience with the whole eating scene. Everett, on the other hand, was experiencing this all for the first time so I think his head was spinning in circles the whole time. I mean, seeing a group of grown men hover over a boiled beast on the floor as they ravage its body to pieces can be a rather interesting experience the first time around, to say the least. Prior to dining though I gave Everett a little crash course on how to eat rice with your fingers without it getting all over the floor and himself, so he was managing rather well actually! I did get a little chuckle though when the head of the goat had been placed on the platter of rice, just above the trunk of the animal, and Waleed cracked apart the jaws and was all, "So, we always give the tongue to the guests of honor, so here you are." to which I replied, "Oh no, I've eaten with you all before. Why don't we make Everett the guest of honor and give him the entire tongue!" "What a great idea!" Waleed belted out, and the tongue was ripped out of the head and tossed down on the bed of rice before Everett. Everett just looked at me with this wicked grin on his face as he squinted his eyes and just shook his head from side to side, appearing as though we was thinking, "I'll get you back, Daniel. You just wait!!!!" I thought it was rather humorous of me actually, especially since I wasn't in much of a goat's tongue kind-of-mood that evening. ;-} Everett wasn't laughing though as the tongue, kidneys, lungs and liver were all being hurled his way!
The next event of our evening out in the desert was the rolling out of the glass "sheesha", also known here as "Hubbly Bubbly", which in essence is a giant bong! Fret not though, we weren't getting baked on weed or smoking crack. As I'm sure you can imagine, pot and crack are illegal here. As is alcohol and nearly everything else. So what do you smoke in the Hubbly Bubbly if not tobacco or marijuana, you may be asking? Well, believe it or not, there's a whole slew of non-intoxicating goodies a person can smoke which have nothing to do with tobacco or hemp plants, namely, we had a full array of fruit pastes that came in hand-sized containers ranging from grape, orange, strawberry, to virtually any other fruit you could want. My personal favorite was the strawberry.
To the right you can see an example of what I'm talking about, although this particular sheesha was not the one we were using, but rather it was one I came across several months ago in Riyadh. In any case, the basic concept is the same: at the base you have the water chamber, then further up you have the air filled chamber where the smoke is extracted once it's gone through the water, and further up you can see two trays. The top tray is the one used to put the to-be-smoked substance in, and on top of that you place a small layer of foil with holes poked in it, and on top of that you place red hot coals from the camp fire which in turn heats the past and makes it smokeable. The larger, lower tray is used to catch any stray coals that might roll off the top tray and land on your sleeping bag and then catch the entire tent on fire and kill everyone. Or at least that's how I think it works, being that I'm not exactly connoisseur of bong paraphernalia and all. :-) So anyways, we all sat around the communal fire at the door of the tent and passed around the Hubbly Bubbly and told little stories about this and that, and just enjoyed our relaxing little excursion out in the desert under the stars. Interestingly enough, it's illegal to smoke anything but tobacco within the city limits of Riyadh, so you won't find any of these sheesha bongs in use in the city. At least not in public. They're sold in town, but you can't use them there. Sure, I could go off on the apparent lack of logic involved in allowing people smoke an addictive substance like nicotine/tobacco in Riyadh but banning them from smoking something as harmless as grapes, but I shan't. I think I shall have to save that for a future webpage titled, "Arabian Illogicalisms." Sidenote: yet again I must say that I was rather impressed by the fact that a big group of guys can go out and spend an evening in the desert without requiring intoxicating alcohols, weeds, or any other mind altering drugs. I think that's quite nice. Eventually our Hubbly Bubbly supplies began to dwindle, along with our energy levels, and we all agreed that it would be a good time to consider hopping into our sleeping bags. We got up from our sheesha circle and went over to the trucks (sport utes?) to grab our bags and dropped them all in the middle of the tent and then decided who'd be sleeping where and in which direction. Interestingly, without any discussion among my Saudi hosts, the sleeping bags were all laid out with the head position in the middle of the tent and the feet out toward the edge of the tent. Apparently this is just understood to be the way which one lays out sleeping bags, with the feet as far away from your friend's/hosts'/guests' heads. Again, I thought it was nice. Besides, who really wants to wake up in the morning with a couple of raunchy old smelly knubs in their face anyways??? Not I! |
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It didn't take long for us to set up the tent and ready ourselves for bed. As seen in the pictures above, nighty-night was close at hand. On the left you can see Fahad saying good night to us ("tisbaHH ala-khair") and closing the westward facing door/wall of the tent. Although I'm not entirely clear on this, I think he and his family members just slept outside on a mat on the sand next to the camels not far from the tent. In any case, he and his family members weren't sleeping in our the tent and I certainly didn't see any other tents pitched up anywhere around us. From what I was told, the tent was set up for our benefit anyway and that most camel herders just sleep outside near the animals, since tents are too big and bulky to be setting up and breaking down every evening and morning. Above: here you can see everyone tucked away neatly and not-so-neatly in their sleeping sacks getting ready to get some shut eye. This particular image was made of four different images, and the only light in the tent at the time was the camera flash! That's my Fuji FinePix 4700 digital camera for ya . . . not so shabby, eh? So, what do mid-20 something Saudi males talk about when they're all jumbled up in a pile after a long night of drinking (coffee and tea) and smoking out (grapes and strawberries) you might ask? Well, basically the same exact things that any group of camping men talk about anywhere on Earth: women, relaxation, and good times. My ears perked up and I was especially humored when the subject at hand switched to Britney Spears' ass. As I listened to my students discuss her world renowned physical attributes - her beautiful white smile, her lovely long locks, and that oh-so luscious rump - I thought, "Hmm. . . I wonder if Britney has *any* clue that her rear-end is a common topic of conversation across the arid deserts of Saudi Arabia? And more specifically, I wonder if she'd send me some free Britney merchandise if I told her? " Britney, if you're reading, my email is: danielschereck@yahoo.com !!! ;-} So, finally, we all succumbed to our late night drowsiness and began dropping off into unconsciousness one by one. The chatter in the tent quickly disappeared and I was left with nothing but the sound of the desert breathing restfully outside. A slight breeze gently blew the canvas flaps lining the outside roof of the tent, which created a relaxing music of sorts as they brushed softly against the thin walls. I lay there silently on my back, eyes half open, blinded by the darkness about me, and focused all my waning senses to the dozing world around me. Inside the tent I could feel the slight rustling of limbs as my students shifted themselves into their nighttime dreamworlds and outside I could hear the muffled grumbling of camels as they occasionally snarled themselves in and out of their slumber. I just rested there in my tightly zipped sleeping bag, head on a folded up sweater, with a wide grin across my face and thought to myself, "Never in a million years would I ever have thought that one day I'd find myself sleeping in the Arabian desert with migratory Bedouin herders surrounded by hundreds of camels. Yes, life is bizarre, but definitely very cool!" :-) And with that thought circling slowly through my mind, I happily drifted off asleep. |